A blackish-brown galloping pixel horse
A chestnut with white flashing galloping pixel horse
A dark chestnut galloping pixel horse
A black apoloosa galloping pixel horse
A light chestnut galloping pixel horse
A blackish-brown galloping pixel horse
A chestnut with white flashing galloping pixel horse
A dark chestnut galloping pixel horse
A black apoloosa galloping pixel horse
A light chestnut galloping pixel horse
This song is "The Witness" from my brother's band Candle Opera! Go stream it on offical sources heart emoji

Postman's Pride Grand Prix

moving these guys here bc the landing page was getting too crowded. All images attached to player characters have alt text as of current

PCs

Dr. Jericho Creed

A blackish-brown galloping pixel horseHorse is Asmodius, a draft stallion(spell that right)A blackish-brown galloping pixel horse

Bioterrorist Grandpa

GOT A HUGE BACKPIECE FOR HIS SHITTY EX OH NO

John Brown Gun Club founding member

A heroforge model of a an older white man with a white mustache and goatee wearing a derby hat, a pink tie, a black black shirt, black pants, dark brown boots, and a brown gun holster. he's holding a book and riding a saddled black horse with brown eyes
a small comic. first panel, 4 people riding horses. The two in the background's faces are obscured by their hats. In the foregound Warbler, a small man on a small horse, rides next to Jericho, who rides a draft horse. The second panel, a close up on Warbler and his horse. His horse is blinking as he thinks'Gringo Gigantico
A drawing by Basil of Jericho, shirtless, hatless, and covered in blood(not his), lying in the family guy death pose. He has a large tatooo of a burning town on his back.

Maruice T. Dee

A black apoloosa galloping pixel horseHorse is Nyx, an apoloosa mareA black apoloosa galloping pixel horse

Believe believe yes you can believe in the power of the mothman

kind of sgrunkly

needs a break

a heroforge model of a person riding a black apoloose horse, bareback. Thier face is completely obscured by their red circular glasses and bandana mask. They have curly black hair and wear a hat with a teal feather in it, a longish black coat with red accents, a red bow, a black vest, black gloves, dark pants, black chaps with teal accents and similar boots.
a drawing of a Maurice curled up on the floor clinging to a copy of Marry Shelley's Frankenstien. He's crying, mask wet from it, and not wearing his hat, coat, or chaps.
A meme image. The tagline is 'I can be your angle... or yuor devil.' Underneath angle is a drawing by Basil of Maurice from a previous campaign, a moth creature with yellow eyes and a fluffy neck ruff, wearing the same hat. Underneath devil is a drawing by me of the more human Maurice with his eyes closed looking vaguely disappointed

Matt I.

A dark chestnut galloping pixel horseHorse is Buttercup, a sweet chestnut mareA dark chestnut galloping pixel horse

Why he ourple

(bc ourple is cool)

Wanted by someone

A heroforge model of a white man standing over a purple bag. He holds a knife. He has on a dark purple hat, a lavender ascot, a dark purple shirt, a black vest with silver accents, a dark purple gun holster, purple pants, purple gloves, and purple boots with silver accents
A heroforge model of a white man standing over a purple bag. He holds two pistols with bayonets. He has on a dark teal hat, a red bandana mask, a black shirt, a black vest with silver accents, a black gun holster, black pants, black gloves, and black boots with silver accents
A Wanted poster of Matt, dead or alive. The crime listed is desertation. The reward is $100 if Dead, $200 if Alive. It has a close up of his face. He has hazel eyes, and reddish-brown hair.

Warbler Mata'a-Rosario-Lijadu

A chestnut with white flashing galloping pixel horseHorse is Maverick, an insane chestnut mareA chestnut with white flashing galloping pixel horse

Per Staephn "sweet summer child"

he's not, just very naive in this situation

nosey ass bitch

A black, white, and red drawing of an autism creature/yippee wearing a hat with red fringe, a cowl, a poncho, and chaps. An arrow points to it labeling it bonus/
A drawing of Warbler next to his horse, Maverick. Warbler has messy dark brown hair and brown skin with a noticeable tanline going over the bridge of his nose. He's smiling widley with a 3 mouth and closed eyes. He wears a black poncho over a pale brown shirt with a bolo tie, a hat hanging on his back by a string, a hanging earring of a red evil eye, and a wedding band on his left ring finger. This is the inncorrect placement for it for the time period but I don't feel like fixing it. Maverick is a red-orange horse with scary bluse eyes. She has a pale nose with brown splotches and a white flash down the middle of her face. She wears a red ribbon tied into her mane
a small comic of Warbler and Maverick. In the first panel he holds her face lovingly with his eyes closed. He says 'of Maverick you're the best horse every im so sorry Mal won't let you officiate the wedding i still love you'. an arrow labeled '5 minutes earlier' ponts to the second panel. A simpler drawing shows Maverick grabbing Warbler by the arm and shaking him, his hat flying off.
A drawing of Warbler kissing Mallory on the cheek. Warbler's face is scrunched up and Mallory leans in, smiling with xer eyes closed. Xe has very dark skin, short, tightly curled hair, and wears a yellowish white shirt unbuttoned realitvely low.
A drawing of Mallory, xer mule Sable, Warbler and Maverick. Mallory wears a large floppy straw hat with a green ribbon, a pinkish bandana, a peach poncho with blue and red stripes, and fringed leather chaps. Xe looks annoyed. Xe says to Warbler 'Stop encouraging her, we're trying to work and you're going to get kicked.' Sable is a dark brown mule with white nose and eye markings. He wears a saddle, reigns with a bit, and a brightly colored striped saddle blanket. Maverick is crouched into the dirt in full cow-horse mode. She wears a similar saddle blacket and bitlesss reigns. Warbler is looking away from the camera, face obscured by hat and cowl. He says 'lol'

Important NPCs

Jeremius Filmore

our boss

is he withholding information or are we not asking the right questions? who knows

w/e he's chill

Gerald Chilton

A light chestnut galloping pixel horseHorse is Kingston, a pretty chestnut boy. forget if he's fixed or not but that's not super importantA light chestnut galloping pixel horse

the real sweet summer child

Egg

i am so so so worried

"David Halsteader"

what is up with you sir

the real one is probably dead but from what we know sofar about HHO that might not be a bad thing

going to protect Gerald (hopefully) in exchange for us not being like "hey they killed the real one" and backing him up and stuff

Emerson Codd

EVERYONE'S FAVORITE FIRE COWBOY

daddy issues made him actual fire and also kind of a train

we're gonna help him with that eventually. also image is a placeholder he doesn't look like this rn

Beamus Jenkins

train engineer

union solider

we haven't talked to him much yet but like. he's half of our uber so he belongs here

Jesse Pinkman

currently forced to live in a shack

sorry we rolled bad

One Who Swims

Big beautiful crab guy

hopefully gonna help us out

Seems like home

Kameron Langstrom

Kind of a dick

His mama is nice though

probably dead

Emissary of the Scorched Earth

????

Captain babygirl

Actually named Navvarro

pirate

friend :)



List of the racers including the ones already mentioned

Barbara Jones and Tawny

She does the rodeo circuit, self sponsored

Carter Slade and Banshee

hm. Also self sponsored

David Halstedder and Mint Julip

not what he seems

Gerald Chilton and Kingston

HI BABYYYYYYY. Filmore Foal Company

Jeanluc Cavalier and Parfait

french and thus must die. CEA

Kupaar Kelly and Caviar

also not what he seems. Australian. AHRA. get that unicorn under control man.

Raul Tejada and Pancho Sanza

MRG. No vibes off him whatsoever.

H.O.N.S.E.

HHO. Jericho got it's engineers to unionize so probably nothing to worry about. very haunted

Sister Sybil and Justicar

BIG RED FLAGS. Sounds just like my aunt fran. in some kind of cult. indy

Johnny Joestar and Slow Dancer

SEC